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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:17:38 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7):

When you first find love it makes you skip to the post office or wink at a German shepherd....

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:10:34 -0500

When you first find love it makes you skip to the post office or wink at a German shepherd. Sometimes, if you’re lucky, you will do both at the same time. You have met a person who shares your love for Rufus Wainwright and you wonder how the light and your love have coordinated a meeting to illuminate her so perfectly. But after a while, out of nowhere, she’s clipping her toenails and eating a corn dog at the same time and it makes you wonder what the motherfuck happened. The laughter is replaced with discussions of pubic hair on the soap—even the liquid soap. You’ll find yourself asking things like, “Why do you like Lou Dobbs so much?” You start to resent that she likes to spend her evenings alphabetizing the coat hangers. She tells you that you have dandruff in your beard and you tell her that her mustache is coming back. The only time you hold hands is when you’re both reaching for the Ketel One at the same time. You know she secretly visits Shia LaBeouf’s fansite and she is aware that you have no problem sneezing into an old sock. The caked-on, filthy, Thai-ridden dishes in the sink wait like orphans for someone to take care of them. She tells you that you’re too fat to take up skateboarding. You tell her that her that her armpits look like Ani DiFranco’s when she wears a tube top. When you decide to venture out and revive what little is left of this so-called partnership, there is always that recurring argument about how many times she’s told you that she hates caramelized onions. You confess that her tattoo of whatever Smurf that is on her lower shoulder is bad for dog-style lovemaking. The check comes. You ask her what four percent of $76 is so you can tip the waitress. She says that joke never gets old or funny. You walk back to your apartment where her cats have somehow learned how to roll their eyes at the very entrance of the two of you. She has control of the TiVo, she watches The Bachelor, and you sit and wonder how to get on that show. That’s how love goes.

Zach Galifianakis

goldenfiddle: Zach Galifinakis’ Playlist

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:25:30 -0500

goldenfiddle:

Zach Galifinakis’ Playlist

Here’s every clip of Zach from Tim and Eric Awesome Show...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:12:32 -0500

Here’s every clip of Zach from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job. Choke on it. Every Zach Galifianakis Clip

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so cute. moar.

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 10:52:00 -0500

so cute. moar.

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 05:20:33 -0500

"Axe makes me want to boycott the multinational conglomerate that owns it. But then I realize..."

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 05:17:46 -0500

“Axe makes me want to boycott the multinational conglomerate that owns it. But then I realize that’s impossible as I could never memorize every product they make. That makes me feel sad and emasculated, making me the target audience. Well played, stench-peddlers.”

- mccarty.tim

This is a story about my ironic love of auto-tune: . ^See how...

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 23:00:23 -0500

This is a story about my ironic love of auto-tune:

^See how there was no story? That’s because there is nothing at all ironic about my love of auto-tune. miss u dirrrrty souf.

I’m becoming as beset with WASPs as I am with hipsters;...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:45:56 -0500

I’m becoming as beset with WASPs as I am with hipsters; some deep captivation with subcultures I’ll never be a part of, I guess. America’s WASPiest Home Movies « A Continuous Lean.

"I have been very stoned and very drunk, but I’ve never been that bad."

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:39:57 -0500

“I have been very stoned and very drunk, but I’ve never been that bad.”

- Eric Ripert, on eating KFC

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Star Wars knitted figurines

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:05:55 -0500

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Star Wars knitted figurines

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Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:01:45 -0500

I love how Dionne Warwick is like damn homes. You ain’t...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:53:38 -0500

I love how Dionne Warwick is like damn homes. You ain’t gotta cry, Ms. Warwick. Luther’s just working it Luther style. Mmmhmm.

Work it, Luther.

Watch this and try to tell me you don’t love the internet.

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:16:06 -0500

Watch this and try to tell me you don’t love the internet.

Crumb’s Genesis > Publications > Jewish Review of...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:37:06 -0500

Crumb’s Genesis > Publications > Jewish Review of Books

"To my male friends it was high camp, but for me, watching them produced flashbacks of what it was..."

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:27:34 -0500

“To my male friends it was high camp, but for me, watching them produced flashbacks of what it was like to grow up in that era: wanting men, wanting them to like you, wanting them to want you, but at the same time having to fend them off on a daily basis, the frustration of having your strengths ignored while being valued for your sexual potential…”

- Carol Diehl’s Art Vent: Thanksgiving with Brigitte Bardot and Ann-Margret

Lost and Found Dept.: The Marble Faun : The New Yorker

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:22:38 -0500

Lost and Found Dept.: The Marble Faun : The New Yorker

Via.

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:55:24 -0500

Via.

Come On, Sugar, Let Me Know by Giles Turnbull - The Morning News

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:41:26 -0500

Come On, Sugar, Let Me Know by Giles Turnbull - The Morning News

Monsters and Rockets: The original music (and lyrics) for Bill...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:59:47 -0500

Monsters and Rockets: The original music (and lyrics) for Bill Plympton’s YOUR FACE